Lastnight my sister called me.
Insane Sister: DID YOU SEE AMERICAN IDOL??
Unsuspecting Me: Nope, sorry, missed it. Who got booted?
Insane Sister:You won't believe it!!
Unsuspecting Me: Sure I will, I bet it was that 12 year old?
Insane Sister: UH!!! HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY KEVIN?
Unsuspecting Me: Because he looks like a 12 year old?
Insane Sister: BUT HE LOOKS LIKE MONKEY BOY!!!
So, just to prove to y'all, she never visits my son or spends ANY time with him. Otherwise, there is NO WAY those words would have come out of her mouth!
