I already have a huge list of things that scare me. Spiders that move, spiders that don't move, non-pool water deeper than 2 inches.... and THIS DOG! Pffftttt!!! If I were to step out of my front door and find this muscle mass glaring at me I'd surely die on the spot. Do you think it can jump fences?? It could probably EAT the fence!! You can read about the puppy HERE. It's actually so large because of a muscle disorder. Her name is Wendy. I'm thinking more Asskickerpotomus! But, whatever. Call it what you will. Just run like hell if it comes when you do call it!
