Has anyone ever watched the show 'How Clean Is Your House?' on the BBC???? Crap! You know, I'm a mess. But I'm more of an un-organized lack-of-shelving mess. My desk is straight-up chaos. However, it's MY chaos and 99% of the things on my desk have a purpose.
BUT!! These people are pigs. And I mean it! They have a layers of unidentified grime. Windows that look like they haven't been washed in years. Dirt build-up on the floors. Stains on their couches which I don't even see at the thrift store! Just grotesque. One girl had pieces of food piled up on the end of her bed post. To the point that the sticky-ness of it all made it hard to remove. GAH!!! I just want to hurl!
Yes, I am a mess. But my home won't give you 14 different types of diseases! However, it is fun to sift through :) I'm like the old Aunt with the attic. Ton's of odd strange eclectic things everywhere :) It comes from being married to a freak. Speaking of, I'm doing his work today and I HATE HIM! I have to do these messages and this woman calls in and she has the MOST negative and annoying voice. I have never met her, but when I do I swear I'm going to hit her! She bitches about everyone and everything. I think she feels our voicemail is her best friend! And based on what I know of her just from voicemail, it probably is! Don't negative people ever get the hint that nobody wants to be around them? And to change?!?!
Oh well. Back to listening to her voice. And watching this show on mute. Prolly best on mute, I don't really want to know what I'm listening to. When I did have volume on, one couple said they wash their sheets every 12 weeks or so. I passed out :)
