Saturday, June 16, 2007

Awake and Annoyed

I hate waking up early. But, what can you do :) So I'm wasting time while my brain tries to wake up. I tried this Kabalarian name test.. and the results were funny. Are these people really serious? I thought it was just a joke. I read mine, and thought 'could apply to anyone'. But my husband's made me chuckle. I guess if you know him, you know he's a smart know-it-all wanker at times. Prolly why I married him. If he were stupid I would have put a bag over his head and saved everyone the trouble. These are his results:
  • Although the name ***** creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it limits self-expression and friendly congeniality with a moody disposition.
  • This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs, bronchial area, worry, and mental tension.
  • Your name of ***** creates a quick, clever mind capable of grasping and assimilating new ideas.
  • You are rather studious, mentally challenging each new idea before accepting it.
  • Because you learn so quickly you have little patience with those whose mental processes are somewhat slower, and you could become supercilious or somewhat "know it all" in your attitude.
  • This characteristic could make you rather unpopular with your associates.
  • Although you are very knowledgeable and intelligent, you often find spontaneous verbal expression difficult.
  • You crave friendship, understanding, love, and affection about your reserved manner appears forbidding to others.

For mine, I'm just basically a procrastinator. As if I didn't already know this.

  • The name Lorraine creates the urge to be self-expressive and happy, but we point out that it causes procrastination and lack of confidence, and thus you are unable to realize your goals and ambitions.
  • This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver, bloodstream, and fluid systems.
  • The name of Lorraine creates an easy-going, good-natured personality, meeting and mixing easily.
  • You appreciate the company of others, to the point that you do not like to be by yourself for very long.
  • You are gifted with natural expression, both verbal and musical, but you would find it tedious to study music and practice theory.
  • Anything that involves concentration or just plain hard work, you prefer to avoid as best you can.
  • Although you have many creative, original ideas, procrastination is your worst enemy because you can seldom make decisions and carry them out.

And of course, the Monkey:

  • While the name Alexander creates the urge to be self-expressive and happy, we point out that causes a scattered and emotional nature.
  • In the long term, it can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the liver and bloodstream.
  • Your first name of Alexander makes you extremely generous.
  • You have a bubbling, spontaneous nature and a happy-go-lucky outlook which helps smooth the pathway of life.
  • Also you are sympathetic to the needs of others.
  • Interested in art, music, singing, dancing, and anything of an artistic nature, you could become a very fine performer.
  • Your spontaneous expression stands you in good stead during arguments or debates, though you are perhaps too outspoken and inclined to sarcasm.

So, there y'are. Everything I need to know and I can now move my life forward having had all of these important facts pointed out.