I thought I'd steal a MEME from Tense Teacher, and committed before realizing how long it was. Ugh. This will have to be a draft for a while until my short attention span takes a siesta :)
Have you ever had an argument with a teacher? No. Called a friend a retard once though, and my teacher flipped out. Welcome to PC101.
Can you count in Roman numerals? I can barely count in regular numberals :)
Are you bilingual? I lived in Switzerland for 6 months and attended Oekos Schule for us foreigners. It was either learn, or look like an idiot. My Aunt signed me up for advanced classes because I took German in High School. BWHAHAHAH! Seriously, HS German? Does anyone learn anything other than how much a bag of Haribo Gummi Bears cost? The teacher kept asking my name, and I stood there "HUH?". Fortunately there was this hot American guy that bailed me out :) But, yes, I can (if I must) speak German and French. I prefer to just listen and translate.
Do you know how your car’s engine works? I'm lucky I can even put gas in it. My first car was a Triumph TR7 convertible. My oil light kept coming on, so I just kept on adding oil. Eventually it died, and the mechanic laughed at me. "It's the first time that I have ever seen oil actually frothing!".. of course I had to ask, "Is that bad?" AHAHAH!
Can you program the time on a VCR? Actually, yes. But who even uses a VCR anymore? Well, OK, except to watch those old poor quality home movies OR those old nasty porn videos you refuse to get rid of (CHAL!).
How many email addresses do you have? Well, I have 3 that dump into my main email box. And a hotmail for registering stuff.
Do you own a slinky? Nope.
Do you talk to yourself? If I don't, nobody will.
Do you have a tough time remembering people’s names? Absolutely. Thank God I have a name plate on my desk.
Did you go stag to your Senior Prom? No.
Is any leftover food currently residing in your refrigerator? Residing? Well, for about 1 hour from today. Otherwise, no. I have issues.
Are you high maintenance? Probably. Emotionally. I'm psychotic and get mad at MrNV for everything. Financially, I don't believe so.
How do you want to be proposed to? Again? Do you know something? Don't tell MrNV.
Do you work out regularly? Seriously. People that work out regularly make me nervous.
Do you care about your appearance? That's just a silly question. Doesn't everyone to an extent? Am I obsessive and eat peas and lettuce? No. But do I like to look presentable and smell nice so that people don't run away? Of course.
Describe the person of your dreams: The good dreams or bad dreams?
Do you like to be tan? I went to Puerto Vallarta and had the most amazing tan when I returned. I wish I could look like that all the time. However, I also don't want to look like a leather bag when I'm 50. My older sister tans constantly, and you can tell. So I live in a dark cave and keep all the blinds closed.
If you had your choice of anyone in the world to spend a night with, who would it be? Eddie Izzard. Just because I think he's funnier than shit and I would like to know what he's like when he's not ON. I love him. But I don't want to see him naked :) I don't think?
How many keys are on your key ring? 2. I keep the others elsewhere.
How much money is in your wallet/purse right at this moment? $200. I have fears of being anywhere and my bank card not working. It actually does that at times, I think the strip is bad. And I'll call my bank all freaked out, to find out nothing is wrong. So I keep cash on me so I don't have to run out of the store crying :)
What is your favorite spice or seasoning? Pepper.
What does your name mean? I have no idea, I'm not into that stuff. I know that my parents either named me after a Province in France or a Quiche :)
Do you give your pets holiday presents? No. I saved them from their demise at the shelter, that's gift enough :) They OWE ME! It's no wonder my pets hate me.
When doing up your jeans, do you button then zip? What does this tell you even? Button first. And I put my left sock on first.
How far would you go on the first date? I dunno, depends on where you're taking me? :)
Do you sleep on your side? Stomach? Back? I think my side most of the time. I'm not sure what I do when I'm asleep.
Have you attended a high school reunion yet? How was it? Please. Absolutely not.
Are you ticklish? Where? That is secret.
Would you rather change your past or know your future? Neither. I wouldn't change the past, it could alter where I am today. And I couldn't enjoy life if I knew the future.. if it were bad.
Do you believe in saving yourself for marriage? Well, MrNV was my ONLY. However, we lived together for 7 years and I don't think he would have waited for marriage :)
Would you pick up a hitchhiker? Prolly, when I was younger. But not now. Unless it was someone that clearly broke down and needed help. But not a transient.
Would you consider yourself a worrier? No, MrNV covers that for both of us. Mr Worst Case Scenario man.
Do you notice when your crush/significant other changes something about themselves? Yes. Then I bitch at him for it. :)
Do your first impressions of people usually stick? Depends on what it is. If I think someone is snobbish, usually it's just me. But if I think they look like a pedophile, I really can't have anything to do with them ever :)
What movie(s) can you watch over and over? The Man Who Knew Too Little.. with Bill Murray. Galaxy Quest.. with Tim Allen. A Fish Called Wanda.. with John Cleese. And I'm sure there are others.
Do you like to cook? If I don't have 100 other things that need to be done.
Do plants die in your care? Usually.
What’s one thing you feel you must do in your life before it ends? I would like to visit Egypt and go into the pyramids.
