Friday, August 31, 2007
I admit, I chuckled. He was funny, and did end up getting voted into the next round. I think it's the first time I've heard a gay rap song :) Had you seen the other contestants, you would appreciate his performance :) I don't know why I watch these things, but they amuse me while I'm working. I become hostile while doing paperwork, so I need something to calllllm me :)
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Why, Britney, whyyyy?
What happened to Angelina's trunk??
Kid Rock needs to close the trunk.
And WHY does Rockdawg have a crush on Amy Winehouse?
Feel free to click on images for larger versions... if you can handle it :)
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
When I tried to give him oral sex, I practically choked. how do I do it without gagging? Please help!
I just started dating a guy I like, but his putz is on the small side and doesn't really satisfy me.
My boyfriend's dick keeps slipping out.
My boyfriend's phallus is too big for my mouth.
My new guy's member is enormous, and my mouth is tiny.
My boyfriend's tool is too big for my mouth.
Well, and 12 other variations of the above. ..sigh.. Oh, and they were all from Nestor Hurst.. incase you know him :)
Most of the emails had something like this in the text;
Baronesses always hee-hawed at me and even men did in the free WC! Well, now I whoop at them, because I took M E _G_A_D_ IKfor 3 months and now my shaft is terribly preponderant than national.
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Monday, August 27, 2007
We also watched the season finale' of 'Big Love'. Not too bad at all. MrNV is a big fan of the show. He's trying to convince me that multiple wives is the way to go. I think sometimes he doesn't fully consider the consequences of what he says :) I like where one of the wives comments that their husband's dating life is not their business. BWAHAHHAA! That's just wrong on so many levels.
Ach well. Back to work. Anyone have any freakin' coffee??!
Sunday, August 26, 2007
My sister watched Monkey, and we also went to see 'Superbad'. I loved the 2 cops in the movie, and their interaction with McLovin. But the chubby foul-mouthed kid I coulda done without. I'm no prude, and I don't mind language... but it can get excessive at times. To the point you start to feel uncomfortable for the character. I would like $1 for every time the word 'dick (and slang words for it)' or 'vagina (and, slang words for IT)' were used. Not to mention every sex act discussed repeatedly. Kinda lame when you can't create humor without shocking the audience.
Anyway, that's my view on things :) MCLOVIN'... WHYYYYYY!?!?!?!? :)
So, the 2007 Teen Choice Awards are on. They just went through the list of celebs and misc freaks that will be on the show.. and promoted the 3 kids from 'Superbad'. K, this movie is Rated R so TECHNICALLY no teen should have seen that movie... right?
Saturday, August 25, 2007
Uh... what? "Everywhere.. like.. such as..." and build up our future..whuuut??
I had the Miss Teen USA on for a bit lastnight, but MrNV kept whining that it was killing him. Even though they were dancing around in short shorts, and we were only about 5 minutes into it. Big baby that he is :) So I missed this amazing speech. She came in 3rd.
Friday, August 24, 2007
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Red Mountain Pass
Country Boy Gold Mine
Mesa Verde National Park
Mt. Evans, Colorado
Silver Mine Tour
Rocky Mountain National Park
Steam Engine Train Ride from Durango to Silverton
Near Colorado Springs
Lost in Colorado
Waterproof Fun (I know, I'm a spoiled child)
And so that's all of them. If you have NOTHING else to do, then feel free to browse around. The 'view as a slideshow' option is nice so you don't get lost. But, if you don't go through all of them... I completely understand. Sometimes it's not as fun to look at someone else's vacation photos... I won't be upset :)
Off to get school supplies for the Monkey!
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Monkey is having a great time. And I'm sorry to hear the temps back in KC are so amazingly HOT!! 'feels like' over 100? No thank you! It's been in the 80's at most here. And at night we need a jacket. ..snicker.. Oh well, not that I don't have to return to that steamy humid pit of heat soon. ..sigh..
I would upload a photo but the image is too large and blogger is booting it. Don't have the patience or time to reduce image sizes right now :) I did upload a few .. or tried.. to Flickr. If the link works on the left, there might be a few Colorado pics there. Off to the hillllssssssss........
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Monday, August 06, 2007
BTW, Tense, if you're reading this... I owe you a birthday present! I totally spaced it off after harassing you at the time.. cuz you were having a bad week. Gah. So, I will take care of it asap!!! Crap! You must think me a total wanker!!